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Salamanders [Feb. 7th, 2007|01:43 am]
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It seems thats Salamanders are black only chapter?

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My "Dawn of war" art [Jan. 29th, 2007|05:30 pm]
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Sieg Heil Emperor! [Dec. 11th, 2006|09:53 am]
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cURSE THE SMALL OF MIND! [May. 22nd, 2006|01:24 pm]
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Being highly prejudist, generalised, and what people might fling the term 'nazi' at, I thought it fit well in this community. I don't buy their crap anymore but the fluff still fascinates me.

The Meritocracy Legion - Chaos Space Marines, noble of action, seperated from the pointless chaos of their fellow rebels in a similar manner to the Iron Warriors. Guard of potential and meaning, merciless persecutors of the tiny people.
They crusade about the Imperium, tearing down the authority in a blaze of destructive confusion, and reshape society. Those deemed small of mind, without a drive to make themselves more than the norms of a stultifying, strictly rigid dictatorship like, say, the Imperium (Not europe's christendom but galactic Emperordom - a worse religion, for instead of reshaping itself every few generations to make itself more attractive, it never changes due to its oppressiveness) are rounded up, and their pointless, trouble-making vestiges of willpower are removed from them completely. They become the slave race they always should have been. The other half of the population (the minority! boo hoo) become the higher classes, able to reach their varied potential now that the resource gathering, mundane aspects of life, and indeed the entire defence of the society, is taken care of by the slaves. When the Imperial ships drift over to reclaim their right to the planet, they are attacked by their former servants. The Legion could well have move on to the next world already.

[Meritocracists Primarch was dumped in a strict religious society, though there was also the fallacy somehow abound that the Emperor loved all people equally. An idiot culture was thus popularly maintained, and those of worth were treated abominably, much time was wasted and many potentially good minds were filled with confusing crap almost to the point of uselessness. The Primarch immediately went about gathering a band of followers, having to operate stealthily at first due to the extent of the mental disease on the population. With every victory, though, more flocked to find him. The Emperor's golden ship came into orbit and the Emperor himself came down to the war torn capital to find the Primarch himself sitting on the throne. Men had been made out of worms and those with feeble minds but ferocious tongues were standing at court with their mouths stitched up. The Primarch reasoned the sense of not bowing down immediately to someone he did not know, but graciously accepted the Emperor's offer to join him. However, within a few days at the Golden Palace the Primarch became bored and frustrated. Horus whispered to him how his ideals were the same, and the Primarch was pleased, but without witnessing proof or action left Terra even earlier than the Warmaster. His information gatherers quickly led him and his Legion to the growing rebellion however, and he devoted all his energies to joining the invasion of Terra. Around the time of the Emperor boarding Horus's ship, however, he had a personal crisis. Enjoying the application of new thinking and the destruction that followed, but unsure of what it meant in the long run and started to lose heart in his newfound cause, though he had always known it was not necessarily the greatest and most perfect. Bitter at everything he withdrew without seeing the conclusion of the Heresy, attacking anything in sight as he retreated at an inconsistent pace. His followers did as they pleased, some following, some pursuing their own varied goals. Thus the Legion is split up to this day, it's strength and numbers waxing and waning as its scattered representatives pursue agendas with different people, groups, philosophies, places and energies. And its popularity with outcasts and those simply not sure of their place in life taking hold even more inconsistently, though it does not seem likely its flame will ever go out.]

Battle Cry - Keep your existence down! Or face erasion!
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"Ebonian" [Mar. 25th, 2006|04:54 am]
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Dan Abnett, author for Black Library; slippin in some subhuman multi-cultiness into the new novel Fell Cargo.

I just got done reading it. It takes place in the Warhammer world and is about a pirate lord and his adventure to destroy the "Butcher ship". Anyways, he has a so-called "Ebonian" first mate. Ya know, after the nigger father figure first mate in King Kong and the scarified watoosi first mate in Curse of the Black Pearl... I'm kinda getting sick of NIGGAH first mates. Dan, ya let us down!
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New Tau Codex [Mar. 25th, 2006|04:24 am]
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I got the new Tau Codex today.
Here are some + and - about it.

+ Markerlights are finaly worth a damn. The bonus now applies to a whole unit, not just one weapon, AND they are cumulative. Think; if you light up a marine squad with two markerlights and confer them both onto a crisis unit >> we are talking shots with BS5! Coincidentaly, this also makes Pathfinders worth a shit now too ;)

+ Another cool thing is Targeting Arrays as support system options for battle suits!! +1 BS again! It seems there are ways now to get around the dismal BS3 of the Tau.

+ A new drone; Marker Drones, and guess what they do? They can markerlight a target for the unit they are with! Concerning the fact all shooting to hit rolls must be made at the same time, you could never confer markerlight bonuses to your own squad before.

+ Stealth Suits can now take 1 support system. Well damn! That means a nice fat Targeting Array for all my stealth suits. ... and why not a Marker Drone too, shee-it.

+ Devilfishes can now replace the drones with a Smart Missle System.

- Vespids are weak bastards. Better kill the marines with that first volley or watch your buggie little conscripts get splatted.

- Only two seeker missiles per tank now.

- Those rumoured "Special Issue" items in the armoury for characters really arent that hot.

- Piranhas.... ehh. Not all that hot. Rush em on tanks in squads of 3 with fusion blasters and I would say they are worth it. Infantry units with grenades or special and heavy weapons will pelt them to pieces.

All said.. I'm giddy about dusting off my Tau for some new battles.
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ODD ORKY BITZ [Dec. 9th, 2005|03:41 am]
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Snotling Teleport Gun:
"Snotlings are a tiny, Orkoid race even smaller than Gretchin and less bright than Orks, thus they are not usually of much use in combat. When sent through a warp tunnel to appear inside an enemy vehicle or power suit, however, they are a terrifying experience, because the teleportation goes through the demonic realm known as the Warp, scaring the Snotlings out of their minds. When they arrive, they are a biting, scratching mass of flatulent fury. The Teleport Gun suffered from severe inaccuracy, but could be quite effective when it did hit. However, the rules for it were very complex, and it was removed from later editions."

"The Blood Axes were once of the wealthiest clans, until most of them were wiped out in a battle with other clans called 'Da Big Party.' Since then, Blood Axes are not as common, but are still a powerful clan."
- I wonder what Hammerskins would have to say about this?

"Orks use their teeth ("teef") as currency. This is quite a natural solution to inflation and income support, as orks go through teef in a similar manner to sharks, replacing them quite frequently, and they degrade over time, so its impossible to hoard them. This keeps prices constant, ensures all orks have access to money, and allows constant values to be placed on commodities. A toof will buy a good squig pie and a tankard of fungus beer, while a bag of teef will buy a cheap buggy. A big flash battlewagon could cost a warboss hundreds of teef."
- This sounds like a good way to break the bonds of capitalism, but it won't work for humans of course. I wonder what we could trade?

"Goffs dress mostly in black..."
- Heh. Really?
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HORUS HERESY MOVIE TRILOGY [Dec. 8th, 2005|12:15 am]
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eroticgenocide and I had discussed what actors would be good in a movie about the Horus Heresy. Eroticgenocide mentioned it should be a trilogy like Lord of the Rings, I agreed. Actually it would be nice to make the series a saga like Star Wars with six to nine films beginning with the creation of the Primarchs and their dispersion throughout the galaxy; ending with the assault on terra, death of Sanguinius and the installation of the Emperor into the golden throne.

To start off, lets pick some of the major roles that will need to be represented. This is all purely hypothetical of course since no producer in his or her right mind would ever think of taking on such a task or have the money to fund such an undertaking. Hollywood wouldn’t touch this project anyways and even if they did it would be twisted and perverted into a propaganda device for egalitarianism and you can be sure every multi-cultural angle would be pursued, much like the casting in The 5th Element.

I would assume the major roles would begin with The High Lords of Terra, The Space Marine Primarchs, and the Emperor of course. Remember; the Horus Heresy happened long before the Age of Apostasy so there would be no Battle Sisters, Ministorum or Inquisitors. Further more: the Imperial Guard at this time was comprised of regular humans in service to the Space Marine Legions, so there was not a formal organization such as the Imperial Guard or the Imperial Navy.

Here is a good article to read to freshen up on the Horus Heresy:
Wikipedia Horus Heresy

And a good all'a'round article on the Empire and Imperial history:
Wikipedia Imperium of Man

So for right now, here is a list of roles which need to be filled by actors (I would assume as well that a few female actresses could be used to represent some High Lords of Terra):


The Master of the Administratum
The Fabricator General of the Adeptus Mechanicus
The Grand Provost Marshal of the Adeptus Arbites
The Paternoval Envoy of the Navigators
The Grand Master of the Officio Assassinorum
The Master of the Adeptus Astra Telepathica
The Master of the Astronomican (Post Heresy)
The Inquisitorial Representative (Post Heresy)
The Ecclesiarch of the Adeptus Ministorum (Post Heresy)
The three remaining High Lord spots are held by various people depending on the current political situation, for example Lord Commander Militant of the Imperial Guard, the Lord Commander of Segmentum Solar, or the Master of the Inquisition. Of course we are talking Pre Apostasy days so I would assume these slots would be filled by other technical flunkies. The three "post heresy" slots as well would be something different. Basically we just need to choose 12 actors with different quirks to represent the facets of the Empire; for example a rather frail looking wirery and troubled looking chap to represent The Master of the Adeptus Astra Telepathica, because you know those guys always have allot on their mind.

Robute Guilliman - Ultramarines
Sanguinius - Blood Angels
Lion El'Jonson - Dark Angel
Leman Russ - Space Wolves
Rogal Dorn - Imperial Fists
Jaghatai Khan - White Scars
Ferrus Manus - Iron Hands
Vulkan - Salamanders
Corax - Raven Guard

Horus - Luna Wolves
Konrad Curze - Night Lords
Lorgar - Word Bearers
Alpharius - Alpha Legion
Fulgrim - Emperor's Children (devotees of Slannesh)
Perturabo - Iron Warriors
Angron - World Eaters (devotees of Khorn)
Mortarion - Death Guard (devotees of Nurgle)
Magnus the Red - Thousand Sons (devotees of Tzeentch)

Well, I suppose now you can cut and past the list and tack on what actors you would think best fit the roles. Later on I will post a final list of appointed actors, perhaps even get some casting agents on the phone, right?

If you can't remember an actors name you can search for one by film here, you can also use it to provide a link incase we do not know whom you are talking about:
Intenet Movie Data base
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